Soooo I know I only made my last post about 10 hours ago, but I couldn't really contain the urge to do this. Although they have numbers, they aren't in any particular order, because I hate them all equally. Anyway. I hope this doesn't make you feel terrible! D:
#1. Stupid People.
The type who get lost in thought because they've never been there before, and get a headache every time they pause to even think about brain cells. The type who, when they saw a book for the first time, immediately asked how it worked and held it up as if it were going to bite them on the fingers if they tried to open it.
#2. Touch Screen Phones
Most of the time they don't even work, because the phone cant sense you touching it from underneath all the grub you've put on it from using it too much. Of course, it helps if you clean it, but who wants to waste hours of their life wiping the snot and sweat off the screen of a phone?
#3. Blogs
Yes... I suppose I should really clarify this. I don't hate blogs so long as they are written by smart people. So long as the people who own them have enough brain cells to STOP.
USING.
PUNCTUATION.
AND.
THE ENTER KEY.
INNAPPROPRIATELY. and blabbing on and on about how the cereal they ate that morning touched their heart and made them want to weep for joy. My mum and I have taken to calling blogs like these "globs".
#4 Emo's/Depressed people who actually have good lives without realising it
They should be happy! So far as we know, you only have one life! (Or maybe you have more, but obviously the people who do know havn't lived to tell the tale) These type of people don't realise that while they only have two living grandparents, or a dying pet, there are still hundreds of people without food and water who wish they could live a life with those things.
#5. Cranky Checkout Chicks
You can go into a grocery shop all happy and merry, and come out ready to chop somebody's head off. Why? Because of the cranky ladies at the counter. They just stand there and glare at you the whole time they are packing your groceries, and it's enough to ruin your mood for the rest of the day.
#6. Norton.
Possibly the worst anti-spam program you can install on your computer. It doesn't even tell you before it shuts down your computer, and whoop-de-doo, look at that, you've lost ten pages of text you just happened to be working on.
#7. All anti-spam programs
Their just a stupid idea in general.
#8. Stupid book series of today.
Some people write the worst possible books these days, literature so bad it makes you want to pull out your eyes and burn them on a spork. It's really quite sad that people of morrow-year will look back on these books and go, "Oh my god, it's so ancient, look at the ancient text it's written in!". However having said that, I like Pride and Prejudice a lot, and it was probably something like the Twilight of it's day, only wittier. Because I've seen piles of steaming you-know-what that are wittier than the Twilight books.
#9. Child-proof bottle caps
Because when you're a child, you can never work out how many times you have to twist and pull the damn things for them to come off!
This list will be updated as I think of more cringe-worthy things...for now, my friends, goodbye! ^.^
Monday, 22 August 2011
Hi...
Hello! ^.^
I suppose I should start off this shiney new blog of mine with an introduction to myself... so here I go...
My name is Raven, I'm a young person from the empty space in your cupboard. If you havn't got any space in your cupboard, or even have a cupboard at all, then I live with the dust mites in your carpet... I might even have been snuffled up your nose a couple of times. EWEWEWEW... Moving on...
I'm what you might call a bit of a nerd... and I'm not just saying that because it's fashionable. I have terrible social skills, and if you're talking to me without me knowing you very well then things can get awkward quite quickly... I love the show Sherlock, so I suppose you might call me a "highly functioning sociopath". (But seriously, I would love you if you called me that >.<) I don't know why, but I have this huge phobia...of improper grammar. It might have something to do with the fact I write a lot, mostly for roleplays and stories, and the green line that pops up underneath the words if you have a mistake in your grammar in Word has come to mean total destruction of everything by me xD. I hate the red one too, so I like to spell things right. xD
As you may have guessed by now... I like smileys. Like these: ^.^ >.< O.O o.O >.> n.n -.- V.V @.@"
I think they're cute >.< I use the word cute a lot too... mostly for things other people wouldn't normally call cute. Like, "OMG, that door knob is so cute!", or, "OMG, that jar is so cute!"... yes. I think I might be a little Japanese at heart... but then again, I watch a lot of anime, so that's probably where that comes from. I say a lot... but compared to some people, I watch about as much anime as there are books in the Big Brother house, or brain cells included in websites like Twitter.
I hate Twitter. And Facebook. And Tumblr. And all those stupid things that don't really make sense... "Ever felt the need to tell your friends every time you eat a peice of toast or clip your toenails? Twitter is the website for you!" They even have the nerve to call it "Social Networking"... when really there is NOTHING social about sitting at your laptop or on your phone telling all your other friends about the friends your supposed to be talking to. But I'll save this for a later post...I'll make one especially for rants about stupid stuff which I hate so this one doesn't get too cluttered. >.<
I like reading, and writing (as already said). I have two great goals in my life... one to become exaclty like Sherlock Holmes (Just because he's a fictional character, doesn't mean he can't be a role model), and two to write the longest book of good literature ever known to man or alien. It will be like the Bible of all things smart, witty and clever, and hopefully it will make up for the terrible novels people write these days. I'm going to make one word for every star, then pile them all together to make an immense spool of good, solid literature. So far I have only 17,000,000 words to go, if I want to beat Marienbad My Love by Mark Leach. Even then he didn't write or even type most of those words, because it was a text collage.
After all this hateful nonsense I've said so far, you might think I'm a pretty terrible person... and I will admit I am pretty mad, and might possibly not be very easy to get to know (I wouldn't know if I was or not... because unfortunately it's impossible to try), but my family and friends seem to love me (They say they do anyway xD) so that's enough for me. But don't let this paragraph fool you into thinking I'm leaving just yet. Oh no... I still have to tell you a little bit more about me yet.
I wear my socks on the outside of my leggings, even though I'm from Australia and the only other time I've seen this done is in Brittain...for some reason it always looks better on British people. >.< Speaking of Brittian, it's near the top of my imaginary "Places to go" list, probably in the same paragraph as the rest of Europe. I'd also like to go to Japan some day, and while I'm on the topic of this country I would like to say how horrible it is what happened to them during the earthquakes and tsunamis they went through a few months ago. I hope they recover from it soon, and I can't even begin to say how sad it makes me that all those poor people died.
Anyway... I hope this has made a good enough impression that I won't have scared you off xD Fun times, my friends/strangers, fun times xD
I suppose I should start off this shiney new blog of mine with an introduction to myself... so here I go...
My name is Raven, I'm a young person from the empty space in your cupboard. If you havn't got any space in your cupboard, or even have a cupboard at all, then I live with the dust mites in your carpet... I might even have been snuffled up your nose a couple of times. EWEWEWEW... Moving on...
I'm what you might call a bit of a nerd... and I'm not just saying that because it's fashionable. I have terrible social skills, and if you're talking to me without me knowing you very well then things can get awkward quite quickly... I love the show Sherlock, so I suppose you might call me a "highly functioning sociopath". (But seriously, I would love you if you called me that >.<) I don't know why, but I have this huge phobia...of improper grammar. It might have something to do with the fact I write a lot, mostly for roleplays and stories, and the green line that pops up underneath the words if you have a mistake in your grammar in Word has come to mean total destruction of everything by me xD. I hate the red one too, so I like to spell things right. xD
As you may have guessed by now... I like smileys. Like these: ^.^ >.< O.O o.O >.> n.n -.- V.V @.@"
I think they're cute >.< I use the word cute a lot too... mostly for things other people wouldn't normally call cute. Like, "OMG, that door knob is so cute!", or, "OMG, that jar is so cute!"... yes. I think I might be a little Japanese at heart... but then again, I watch a lot of anime, so that's probably where that comes from. I say a lot... but compared to some people, I watch about as much anime as there are books in the Big Brother house, or brain cells included in websites like Twitter.
I hate Twitter. And Facebook. And Tumblr. And all those stupid things that don't really make sense... "Ever felt the need to tell your friends every time you eat a peice of toast or clip your toenails? Twitter is the website for you!" They even have the nerve to call it "Social Networking"... when really there is NOTHING social about sitting at your laptop or on your phone telling all your other friends about the friends your supposed to be talking to. But I'll save this for a later post...I'll make one especially for rants about stupid stuff which I hate so this one doesn't get too cluttered. >.<
I like reading, and writing (as already said). I have two great goals in my life... one to become exaclty like Sherlock Holmes (Just because he's a fictional character, doesn't mean he can't be a role model), and two to write the longest book of good literature ever known to man or alien. It will be like the Bible of all things smart, witty and clever, and hopefully it will make up for the terrible novels people write these days. I'm going to make one word for every star, then pile them all together to make an immense spool of good, solid literature. So far I have only 17,000,000 words to go, if I want to beat Marienbad My Love by Mark Leach. Even then he didn't write or even type most of those words, because it was a text collage.
After all this hateful nonsense I've said so far, you might think I'm a pretty terrible person... and I will admit I am pretty mad, and might possibly not be very easy to get to know (I wouldn't know if I was or not... because unfortunately it's impossible to try), but my family and friends seem to love me (They say they do anyway xD) so that's enough for me. But don't let this paragraph fool you into thinking I'm leaving just yet. Oh no... I still have to tell you a little bit more about me yet.
I wear my socks on the outside of my leggings, even though I'm from Australia and the only other time I've seen this done is in Brittain...for some reason it always looks better on British people. >.< Speaking of Brittian, it's near the top of my imaginary "Places to go" list, probably in the same paragraph as the rest of Europe. I'd also like to go to Japan some day, and while I'm on the topic of this country I would like to say how horrible it is what happened to them during the earthquakes and tsunamis they went through a few months ago. I hope they recover from it soon, and I can't even begin to say how sad it makes me that all those poor people died.
Anyway... I hope this has made a good enough impression that I won't have scared you off xD Fun times, my friends/strangers, fun times xD
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